About QuirkySwirl

Pioneers in
Authentic Intelligence™

25 years of enterprise transformation experience—codified into
intelligent, rules-based IP that connects data to business outcomes.

Our Mission

Democratize enterprise transformation intelligence that delivers measurable outcomes

We exist to solve a fundamental problem: Organizations waste billions on transformation initiatives because they lack access to proven expertise that delivers measurable business outcomes.

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The Problem We Solve

Consultants are expensive, slow, and inconsistent. Platforms are empty shells requiring months of configuration. Organizations need intelligence, not just tools.

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Our Solution

Codify 25 years of enterprise transformation expertise into pre-built intelligence that connects data quality to business outcomes—delivering diagnostics in hours that drive measurable results.

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Partner-First Model

We don't compete with consultants—we enable them. Partners deliver engagements using our IP while maintaining client relationships.

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Global Impact

Proven across $350M+ in transformations. Validated in maritime, aviation, finance, manufacturing across 4 continents.

What is "Authentic Intelligence™"?

Not AI hype—real expertise that took decades to build

25 years of enterprise transformation experience—codified into intelligent, rules-based IP that connects data to business outcomes.

Not generic frameworks or AI hype—proven patterns from $350M+ in real transformations.

The Three Layers

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Unified Data Model

16+ interconnected JSON files mapping business lifecycles → pain points → DQ dimensions → KPIs → strategic objectives. This is the "neural network" that connects everything.

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Pre-Loaded Asset Library

160+ expert assets with 10,000+ pre-discovered relationships. These aren't generic templates—they're distilled from actual implementations across industries.

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Rules-Based Logic + AI

40+ proprietary assessment rules (the science) combined with LLM-generated narratives (the art). Deterministic where it matters, generative where it adds value.

Why "Authentic"?

✓ Built from Real Projects

Not theoretical frameworks. Every mapping, every rule, every relationship comes from actual implementations where we saw what worked and what didn't.

✓ Cross-Industry Validated

Maritime terminals, aviation, banking, manufacturing—patterns that hold across sectors. That's how you know it's real expertise, not industry-specific tricks.

✓ Quantitatively Rigorous

Not opinions or surveys. Algorithmic analysis produces consistent, defensible results that stand up to C-suite scrutiny.

✓ Impossible to Replicate Quickly

You can't build this in 6 months with an LLM. The relationships took 25 years to discover across hundreds of projects. That's the moat.

Proven Track Record

Real deployments, real results

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Global validation across diverse markets

Maritime & Logistics

  • Terminal operations ($2B+ throughput)
  • Real-time data quality for autonomous operations
  • Supply chain visibility initiatives

Aviation

  • Flight operations data governance
  • Safety-critical data quality
  • Regulatory compliance (EASA, FAA)

Financial Services

  • Risk data aggregation (Basel III)
  • Customer MDM programs
  • Regulatory reporting automation

Manufacturing

  • Product data management
  • Supply chain digitization
  • IoT data quality for Industry 4.0

Live Deployments: Clavis at clavis.iyer.dev | Sprinklr on Databricks | Maturity Assessment in production

Company Information

Established entity, proven IP

QuirkySwirl BV

Legal Entity: Dutch BV (Besloten Vennootschap)
KVK Number: 94504474
Location: The Hague, Netherlands
Founded: 2024 (IP development began 2000)

Our Approach

  • Partner-First: We don't compete with consultants—we enable them
  • Platform-Agnostic: Works on Databricks, Snowflake, AWS, Azure, GCP, or on-premise
  • IP-Focused: We provide intelligence, partners provide implementation
  • Proven & Documented: Every claim backed by real deployments
  • Globally Scalable: Validated across diverse geographies and industries

Our Values

What drives how we build and partner

Expertise Over Hype

We don't chase AI trends. We codify proven patterns that actually work. "Authentic Intelligence" isn't marketing—it's our philosophy.

Partner Success = Our Success

75/25 revenue share isn't charity—it's alignment. When partners succeed, we succeed. We win by enabling, not by competing.

Transparency & Rigor

Every claim is documented. Every relationship is mappable. We show our work because we're confident it holds up.

Continuous Evolution

25 years of learning, still iterating. Every partner deployment teaches us something. The IP keeps getting better.

Let's Talk

Interested in partnering or learning more?
We're always open to discussions with serious partners.

✓ Confidential Discussions ✓ No Obligation ✓ 48-Hour Response